Call of Duty - VR $64,218

Hurricane $700,000,000,000

Tornado $1,000,000

Blizzarrd $1,000,000

Drought $1,000,000

Atmospheric River $1,000,000

Aurora Borealis "Northern Lights" $1,000,000

Heat Wave $116

"Executive" Orders $2

"Fundraising" $82

Hide in the oval office $648

Hide at camp david $180,000

Shitty cheeseburger $2.20

McRibs $3.29

Welfare implosion (bonus: cheap votes) $5000 and a daca certification